March 2012
14 posts
Mar 2nd
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Mother: Doctor, what's wrong with my son?! He's not making any sense!
Son: PENGUIN COOKEHS!
Doctor: I don't know how to say this but I'm afraid your child is...
Doctor:
Doctor: random.
Mar 2nd
378 notes
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Mar 2nd
Too exhausted to walk up stairs.
utilized all four arms and crab walk’d up. 
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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3 tags
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
355 notes
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Mar 2nd
3 notes
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“A bong that does not stand up, can not fall over”
– A wise man 
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
236 notes
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Mar 1st
8 notes
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
Mar 1st
10,776 notes
February 2012
189 posts
HOW OLD DO I LOOK?
Feb 29th
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masturbation enthusiast
Feb 29th
4 notes
Feb 29th
106 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
3 notes
Feb 28th
72 notes
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To those who know me on a personal level, I am
Feb 28th
1 tag
Feb 28th
5 notes
fuck instagram
fuckyeahthebetterlife: such a useless trend.
Feb 28th
84 notes
Feb 28th
WatchWatch
Feb 28th
4,055 notes
Feb 28th
4,790 notes
2 tags
Feb 28th
11 notes
2 tags
Feb 27th
good blogs deserve good followers.
Feb 27th
2 notes
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if anyone can find me a good link to watch...
i will praise you like a god. 
Feb 27th
3 notes
2 tags
Feb 27th
44 notes
Feb 27th
928 notes
Feb 27th
2 tags
Feb 27th
4 notes
Feb 27th
20,983 notes
Feb 27th
3,621 notes
Feb 26th
17,718 notes
Feb 26th
54 notes
1 tag
Feb 26th
9 notes
ca we just go back.
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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friends are waiting for me.  no way to get there.  raging hard. 
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
3,223 notes
2 tags
Feb 26th
18 notes
Feb 26th
440 notes
Terrorist.
zeros-and-ones-are-everything:
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
6 notes
3 tags
Feb 25th
7 notes